December 2009
13 posts
A review of my night.
Away We Go
Oh lordy, I loved this movie. I kind of knew I would, too. The cast is spectacular, Sam Mendes did a really great job directing it, and Dave Eggers is an awesome writer. The story was really cute and simple. No cliched ’twists’ or corny sentiments. And plus, a scruffy John Krasinski? You just can’t go wrong with that.
(500) Days of Summer
Um, wow, major...
However, next year I'm expecting Alec Baldwin to...
Let me get this straight: On December 25th, this fellow, “Jesus”, was given shitty gifts after his birth in this nasty-ass manger thing, and I get whatever presents I want because of it? Damn, I love Christmas.
Just a few items in the Yuletide inventory this season.
Ipod touch.
Upright Citizens Brigade and Weeds.
30 Rock desk calender.
Chuck Klosterman, The Onion Inventory, Nick...
Top Three Things: On my Christmas wishlist
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Top Three Things: On my bucket list.
1. Perform on the Second City Chicago mainstage.
2. Attend an awards show, even if I’m just someone’s plus-one.
3. Touch Alec Baldwin’s hair.
Anti-Dentite.
I recently had braces for four years, had surgery to reveal a tooth and have tissue removed, and had four teeth pulled from their roots. I went to the orthodontist today, and they’re telling me that I need two more teeth pulled (adult teeth, mind you), and another two years in braces.
Well, Mr. DentASSt, that’s not going to happen. So how about you just BITE ME.
And don’t forget to floss...
Stride for something Extra.
If I smoked cigarettes at the same rate that I chew gum, I would have died of lung cancer years ago.
You can describe me as...
A sixteen-year-old girl with the soul of a fourty-year-old gay man.
Defining the world. Part One.
Deprived: One who has never eaten at Wahoo’s Fish Taco, or seen an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.